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Post by Optimus on Feb 24, 2018 21:43:57 GMT -5
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Post by Vince524 on Mar 5, 2018 12:35:24 GMT -5
Wow. Talk about going above and beyond the call of doody. |
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Post by celawson on Mar 5, 2018 12:50:35 GMT -5
Yeah, that's hard and nasty work. They must have been pooped by the time they finished.
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Post by Vince524 on Mar 5, 2018 15:04:16 GMT -5
If I had to guess what drug, I'd wager crack.
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Post by Optimus on Mar 5, 2018 21:12:24 GMT -5
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm hiding drugs
Inside my poo
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Post by celawson on Mar 6, 2018 12:43:02 GMT -5
I can't believe I'm LOGGING IN to FLOAT another poop pun, but man that stinks.
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Post by mikey on Mar 6, 2018 13:43:39 GMT -5
Still trying to figure out who the dumb shits are in this story.
The cops who forgot/neglected to look for drug paraphernalia before putting this woman in their car? the ones who noticed the loaded panties? and therefor decided to search further?
The woman who couldn't find any other "pocket" to hide her stuff in?
Maybe some mysteries are better left unsolved.
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Post by Optimus on Mar 6, 2018 14:37:20 GMT -5
I'm still greatly entertained by this:
Seriously, how big of a dump did she take?
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Post by Deleted on Mar 6, 2018 15:35:57 GMT -5
And to whom was she planning to give that card?
This is why one should be extremely choosy about one's Valentine.
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Post by Vince524 on Mar 7, 2018 10:12:01 GMT -5
Police were unsure whether or not the excrement also contained half eaten chocolates.
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Post by robeiae on Mar 7, 2018 16:17:47 GMT -5
*throws out all unopened boxes of Whitman's Samplers*
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Post by Deleted on Mar 7, 2018 16:27:38 GMT -5
Police were unsure whether or not the excrement also contained half eaten chocolates. Thank you for ruining chocolate for me, Vince. |
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Post by Vince524 on Mar 7, 2018 16:33:59 GMT -5
Sorry. That was real shitty of me.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 7, 2018 16:43:44 GMT -5
I didn't mean to dump all over you, Vince.
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Post by Vince524 on Mar 8, 2018 19:22:16 GMT -5
I get it. You're a mod, I'm just a poster here. And we all know, shit rolls down hill.
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