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Post by Optimus on May 11, 2017 21:35:18 GMT -5
This story is pretty interesting to me for two main reasons: 1) I used to practice martial arts (karate, tai chi chuan, and Brazilian jiu jitsu) and; 2) I'm really interested in why people fall for and believe in various types of bullshit. With martial arts, especially Chinese martial arts, there seems to be a lot of almost fetishistic Orientalism from romanticizing of how "ancient" and "mystical" and "mysterious" martial arts and their wise "masters" are. Most of it is bullshit and there are very few wise old kung fu monks out there who can kill a man with their thumb or by using their chi. Over the past few years, there has been a skeptical movement in martial arts toward these types of stereotyped beliefs and the woo woo bullshit peddled by a lot of so-called "masters." When I get bored, I sometimes find myself watching vids on YouTube where some "master" gets exposed as a fraud. Recently, MMA (mixed martial arts) fighters in Japan and China have been challenging some of these "chi" masters to public matches. The purpose is not to beat the shit out of some deluded old fool, but to expose the fact that they are charlatans basically robbing gullible people of their money by teaching them incredibly useless, unrealistic bullshit. Anyway, recently an MMA fighter in China has been challenging masters from all of the old, traditional forms of Chinese wushu. His reason, as I mentioned above, is to expose how ludicrous and impractical many of the traditional teachings are (for any Bruce Lee fans out there, you'll recall something similar happened to him in San Francisco). Most have declined (these types of people usually do, for fear of embarrassment), but a Tai Chi sifu recently took him up on his offer. The fight lasted all of about 10 seconds: Anyway, the video quickly went viral in China and the fallout has been swift and harsh...for the MMA fighter. The major organizations representing the ancient, traditional Chinese martial arts have engaged in what is basically character assassination against the guy. He's gotten death threats. His business has been shut down. And the Chinese government is after him to the point that he's had to go into hiding. All because he dared to show that the emperor had no clothes. I can kind of see why China would be so keen to protect the image of the traditional martial arts; there's a lot of cultural face-saving going on as well as a lot of tourism and media money tied up in perpetuating these Orientalist stereotypes of ancient mysticism. But, it's still really fucked up and just goes to show how tough it can be for some outdated beliefs to be dragged into the 21st century. I can't copy/paste because it's a NYT story and they have some stupid HTML protocol that prevents copying text, so I'll give the link below. It's an interesting story if anyone has the time to read it. www.nytimes.com/2017/05/10/world/asia/mma-martial-arts-china-tai-chi.html?smid=fb-nytimes&smtyp=cur&_r=0
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Post by robeiae on May 12, 2017 6:48:58 GMT -5
*waves arms furiously in air, forcing Opty to fall to his knees, then crumple up into a ball like a crushed paper cup*
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Post by robeiae on May 12, 2017 6:50:22 GMT -5
But seriously, do you think these Chi masters actually believe that they have the powers they claim? Do their students collapse like rag dolls to honor them, or are they being instructed to do so?
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Post by Amadan on May 12, 2017 8:01:33 GMT -5
But seriously, do you think these Chi masters actually believe that they have the powers they claim? Do their students collapse like rag dolls to honor them, or are they being instructed to do so? Warning: Geeky martial arts rambling ahead. I think in many cases, they really do believe they have "powers" (though few would actually claim any mystic abilities). Because most people who train in styles like that never actually do full-contact sparring with someone seriously trying to hit them. They've learned how leverage/balance/chi/using-your-opponent's-strength-against-him/blahblahblah can work in theory, but to quote the ancient martial arts master Mike Tyson: "Everyone has a plan 'til they get punched in the mouth." There is an old truism that "No martial art is better than any other, they just do things differently." I think this is false. Certainly some are better for certain things, but a lot of martial arts bill themselves as being good for self-defense when in fact they aren't. Tai Chi is one (it's really not even a martial art, it's stretching for old people). Tai Kwon Do* is another. Now, I'm not saying a Tai Chi master or a Tai Kwon Do black belt can't defend himself - at that level of expertise, they certainly know some techniques that will give them an advantage over an untrained attacker. But they will get their asses beat by someone young, tough, fast, and with even a bit of street fighting experience. Especially if they are old, small, or female and have been taken in by the idea that martial arts can make up for being physically inferior. (Martial arts can substitute for physical power - to a point. But only to a point.) I practice a traditional Japanese form of jujutsu (not Brazilian). It's very self-defense oriented. It's not a tournament style, and we don't do "sparring" per se, because our techniques mostly involve breaking joints and doing other things you can't actually practice full-contact. On the one hand, it's a very practical style. It's not designed for going five rounds in a ring, it's designed for getting the drop on someone who's holding a knife on you or trying to grab you, throwing them on the ground, and giving you time to run away. On the other hand, because we can't really practice our techniques in a full-contact manner, I wonder a lot what will happen if I ever actually have to use them. If I were younger, I'd probably supplement my training with something like Brazilian jujutsu or boxing or muy thai. There is a lot of nuance to actually being in a situation where you're trading blows, and to be good at it takes hard, sweaty practice (which, frankly, we don't do enough, and I am too old to want to do). My dojo has gotten, um, older, and softer and lazier over the years. (Our founder was an ex-Special Forces guy. He has long since retired, and we don't do the sorts of hard workouts we did when I started.) I absolutely believe our techniques are effective and our self-defense training is legitimate. But I also know that without being supplemented by actual full-contact sparring, no one in our dojo in their right mind should be getting into a ring with an MMA fighter. (If I found myself in that situation, I'd take maximum advantage of my training and use the dirtiest tricks I could as quickly as possible and then run!) This is particularly a problem for women, and smaller people. As a short person myself, I know I might surprise the hell out of someone much bigger than me who thinks size alone would let him dominate me, but I also know I'd want to end that fight as quickly as possible, or else I'd get my ass kicked. A lot of women (especially women who've never actually gone toe to toe in a full-contact match with a man) think their black belts will give them the ability to beat up a man who outweighs them by fifty pounds. Umm, no, not in a toe-to-toe match. Use dirty tricks, go for the eyes/throat/instep/groin, and run like hell. No woman can beat a trained, fit male in a fistfight if it lasts more than a few seconds. No amount of martial arts training will turn you into Buffy, just like it won't make me Wolverine. Martial arts is not magic, and size and strength matters. * I am mostly referring to the sort of tournament-style Tai Kwon Do you usually see. All those flashy high and spinning kicks that look awesome will get you killed in a real fight. Some Tai Kwon Do schools are more practical, and mix things like hapkido into their training. But I once briefly sparred with a Tai Kwon Do black belt - before I was even a black belt myself. I moved inside her strike zone, grabbed her wrist, and applied a simple wrist lock. She had no idea what to do. Though frankly, because she was a woman, I could have probably just taken her kick and then slugged her, without any training at all.
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Post by robeiae on May 12, 2017 8:47:33 GMT -5
Well, I have to say that I'm interested in seeing what happens in the potential match-up between Conor McGregor (MMA) and Floyd Mayweather Jr(b oxer), even though it's apparently going to be mostly a boxing match. I suspect Mayweather will embarrass McGregor badly. And frankly, I think Mayweather would do the same if the fight was in the octagon. My reasoning: vastly superior footwork and superior striking win out. Which I guess is in line with the Tyson quote: allowing that the MMA crowd has it over the traditional martial arts/chi styles crowd, I think the the boxing crowd has it over the MMA crowd. Liddell and Tyson fought at near the same weight. I can't imagine Liddell getting anywhere close to Tyson (in his prime) without getting rocked. Similarly, what MMA lightweight fighter would have a prayer against someone like Sweetpea Whitaker? And right now, I'm looking at the UFC welterweight fighters and wondering how any of them could deal with Golovkin. Or do you think I'm not giving the MMA crowd enough credit?
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Post by Amadan on May 12, 2017 9:28:41 GMT -5
Well, I have to say that I'm interested in seeing what happens in the potential match-up between Conor McGregor (MMA) and Floyd Mayweather Jr(b oxer), even though it's apparently going to be mostly a boxing match. I suspect Mayweather will embarrass McGregor badly. And frankly, I think Mayweather would do the same if the fight was in the octagon. My reasoning: vastly superior footwork and superior striking win out. Which I guess is in line with the Tyson quote: allowing that the MMA crowd has it over the traditional martial arts/chi styles crowd, I think the the boxing crowd has it over the MMA crowd. Liddell and Tyson fought at near the same weight. I can't imagine Liddell getting anywhere close to Tyson (in his prime) without getting rocked. Similarly, what MMA lightweight fighter would have a prayer against someone like Sweetpea Whitaker? And right now, I'm looking at the UFC welterweight fighters and wondering how any of them could deal with Golovkin. Or do you think I'm not giving the MMA crowd enough credit? No, I think you're right. Speed and power wins fights. Technique gives you an edge at the margins. If you doubt this, then ask yourself who you'd put your money on in a fight between a boxer and a gorilla. A boxer might be in trouble if an MMA fighter gets him on the ground, but if the boxer's speed and footwork is superior, that won't happen.
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Post by Optimus on May 12, 2017 10:30:30 GMT -5
I don't think you're giving the MMA guys enough credit. Georges St-Pierre or Anderson Silva would destroy Mayweather or someone of his caliber, IF the match were a true MMA fight and not limited to the boxer's strength. In the original UFC that the Gracies started, the matches were no-holds barred and anyone from any style or background could enter. Boxers always lost. However, many modern UFC guys also have also competed as professional boxers (some before they were MMA fighters, some after). GSP is great at dodging punches and would shoot in and take MW to the ground. Over very quickly. Boxers aren't trained in avoiding takedowns. Silva's superior reach would simply grab Mayweather's head, getting him in a Muay Thai clinch, and knee the hell out of his face until he couldn't continue. I'm not sure about MacGregor because I think he's a bit over-rated (he's about all the UFC has these days in terms of stars, so they have to promote the hell out of him as if he's the greatest ever. He's not). But, I'm sure he'd lose if he's ever stupid enough to accept a fight with Mayweather that is limited to boxing (well, not really stupid, because he'd make tens of millions of bucks for it). But, yeah, if you take a super-elite boxer and put them against a non-super-elite MMA fighter, I might give it to the boxer. Definitely if it's limited to a boxing match (which would just be dumb). But, a super-elite MMA fighter against a super-elite boxer? No contest. With the exception of landing a lucky blow while the MMA guy shoots in for a takedown, the boxer will wish he'd stayed home that night.
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Post by Optimus on May 12, 2017 10:34:27 GMT -5
Back to Rob's earlier question, I do think that the "chi masters" really do believe their own bullshit, at least after a while. I mean, maybe some of them know they're bullshiting at first but then become more deluded over time, but I suspect most of them believe it from the start.
The non-skeptical students are also at fault. They feed the master's ego by faking like they're getting hurt/tossed or otherwise affected by their master's lunatic skills. I'm sure the students even convince themselves that it's real too.
Until something like this happens:
Or this...
Or this, on live TV...
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Post by robeiae on May 12, 2017 17:49:06 GMT -5
I don't think you're giving the MMA guys enough credit. Georges St-Pierre or Anderson Silva would destroy Mayweather or someone of his caliber, IF the match were a true MMA fight and not limited to the boxer's strength. I disagree. GSP is great and all, but footwork, footwork, footwork. Maybe GSP would win in the octagon, but I don't think he could destroy Mayweather (and fyi, I can't stand Mayweather). Getting hold of Mayweather--without taking a beating--would be no easy task. And this would be even more true for someone like Whitaker, or maybe Chocolatito. I love watching MMA; I think some of those guys are amazing and are certainly world class athletes, but guys that get looked at as pound-for-pound boxing champs, well I think they're more than just a cut above. Yeah, I remember. But those were hardly topflight boxers. Lol, maybe you're right, but I don't think you are. More likely, GSP would shoot and miss, then get clocked when he got up by a guy who could dance around him like he was a statue (and again, guys like Whitaker bring that skill to even another level). And remeber, in a boxing match, a knockdown stops the action. Consider a guy like Sergey Kovalev: he can drop a guy with his jab and he's a vicious bastard. If he was allowed to keep hitting a guy who went down, he might very well kill him. But maybe it's unfair to talk about guys like Mayweather here. You know, a lot of people are only aware of the last five or six Mayweather fights, when he used his defensive skills to make all of his opponents look foolish. Back in the day, he was a terror (that guy he's beating the tar out of was--at the time--considered by many to be the best pound-for-pound fighter in the world). Well, you may be right. But there's only one way to know for sure...
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Post by robeiae on May 12, 2017 17:58:36 GMT -5
Back to Rob's earlier question, I do think that the "chi masters" really do believe their own bullshit, at least after a while. I mean, maybe some of them know they're bullshiting at first but then become more deluded over time, but I suspect most of them believe it from the start. The non-skeptical students are also at fault. They feed the master's ego by faking like they're getting hurt/tossed or otherwise affected by their master's lunatic skills. I'm sure the students even convince themselves that it's real too. Until something like this happens: Lol, I saw the one above after you started this thread. It was the basis of my question, in fact. I mean, it's just so silly, all of those guys falling down like they were hit with a baseball bat, when the "master" barely touches them.
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Post by Optimus on May 12, 2017 18:31:21 GMT -5
Well, you may be right. But there's only one way to know for sure... Yep.
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Post by robeiae on May 12, 2017 18:42:56 GMT -5
I don't know that a video showing Butterbean win more often than he loses when he fights MMA guys is helping your argument...
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Post by Optimus on May 12, 2017 19:08:46 GMT -5
Well, Butterbean is Butterbean and had a freaking devastating right hook. He also actually trained in MMA before making his debut, rather than just going straight from boxing to MMA.
It all depends on the fighter but history shows that boxers, overall, haven't historically done well in MMA matches.
I feel that the winner will usually be the guy who's in his element in the fight. If it's a boxer and an MMA guy in a straight up boxing match, the advantage goes to the boxer. If it's a straight up MMA match, it goes to the MMA guy.
That's pretty obvious to me and it's pretty obvious from the matches that have happened between boxers and MMA guys. Most boxers don't know much MMA-style fighting, but many MMA guys do know how to box (even if they're not great at it). And that's the difference, to me, in an MMA fight. A great MMA fighter is bringing much more to the table, fighting-wise, than a great boxer.
Boxers know how to box, but they don't generally know how to "fight." It reminds me of a time that I grappled with a self-described "all-state wrestler in high school" (cue the Al Bundy voice) who claimed he also "used to box." He thought he was a bad ass who was an expert in "fighting" simply because he'd wrestled. A few arm bars, a key lock, and a rear-naked choke later, and he was whining about how my moves were "unfair" and "against the rules." But, I'd made my point.
This is one of those debates that will never be settled on an internet messageboard. We'll just have to agree to disagree, even though I don't think we disagree on much with this.
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Post by robeiae on May 13, 2017 9:14:39 GMT -5
I'd like to see any of these guys--boxers, MMA fighters, Chi masters--take on Tie Domi...on skates!
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Post by robeiae on Jun 17, 2017 18:58:30 GMT -5
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