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Post by Amadan on Sept 22, 2017 6:42:22 GMT -5
This thread got weird, and somehow I cannot shake the idea that it is my fault. I thought everything that isn't Angie's fault is your fault.
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Post by Don on Sept 22, 2017 6:51:48 GMT -5
Vaginal steaming and sticking rocks in your girly bits, if you're Gwyneth Paltrow. Also, if you're Gwyneth Paltrow I do not wish to speak with you anymore. OTOH, IF You're Gwyneth Paltrow, I'd be happy to meet you in the pool house rob mentioned. Ever since her stint as Holly Holiday on Glee, I've thought she'd be a really fun date. ...and remember, everybody's got a random.
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Post by robeiae on Sept 22, 2017 7:28:09 GMT -5
I like my women like I like my lattes: made to order and abnormally hot.
I also have quite an imagination...
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Post by Deleted on Sept 22, 2017 9:04:12 GMT -5
Vaginal steaming and sticking rocks in your girly bits, if you're Gwyneth Paltrow. Also, if you're Gwyneth Paltrow I do not wish to speak with you anymore. OTOH, IF You're Gwyneth Paltrow, I'd be happy to meet you in the pool house rob mentioned. Ever since her stint as Holly Holiday on Glee, I've thought she'd be a really fun date. ...and remember, everybody's got a random. I was thinking of Shakespeare In Love the other day and remembering when I thought Gwyneth Paltrow was rather adorable. Now... Now there is Goop. And conscious uncoupling. And harmful recommendations to stuff rocks in your vagina and steam it. Do like Rob and go for Jennifer Jason Leigh instead.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 22, 2017 9:10:50 GMT -5
This thread got weird, and somehow I cannot shake the idea that it is my fault. I thought everything that isn't Angie's fault is your fault. Everything is Angie's fault. Even the things that are my fault.
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Post by Don on Sept 22, 2017 9:23:22 GMT -5
OTOH, IF You're Gwyneth Paltrow, I'd be happy to meet you in the pool house rob mentioned. Ever since her stint as Holly Holiday on Glee, I've thought she'd be a really fun date. ...and remember, everybody's got a random. I was thinking of Shakespeare In Love the other day and remembering when I thought Gwyneth Paltrow was rather adorable. Now... Now there is Goop. And conscious uncoupling. And harmful recommendations to stuff rocks in your vagina and steam it. Do like Rob and go for Jennifer Jason Leigh instead. Yeah, I learned my lesson about crazy women long ago, but as Richard Castle pointed out about his ex-wife, the sex is fantastic. 😁
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Post by robeiae on Sept 22, 2017 9:55:11 GMT -5
Huh. I had no idea Paltrow was nuts. Yet another thing I learned today...
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Post by Angie on Sept 22, 2017 15:57:31 GMT -5
I thought everything that isn't Angie's fault is your fault. Everything is Angie's fault. Even the things that are my fault. It's your fault they're my fault.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 24, 2017 16:26:28 GMT -5
Everything is Angie's fault. Even the things that are my fault. It's your fault they're my fault. I don't see how you can blame everything on me when cray exists.
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Post by Amadan on Sept 24, 2017 18:30:31 GMT -5
It's your fault they're my fault. I don't see how you can blame everything on me when cray exists. Who invited him? Huh?
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Post by Deleted on Sept 24, 2017 18:36:24 GMT -5
I don't see how you can blame everything on me when cray exists. Who invited him? Huh? Well... I did.But, see, I HAD to invite him, for the same reason I invited Angie. How would you all know how awful he was otherwise?
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Post by Angie on Sept 24, 2017 19:51:38 GMT -5
So cray's all YOUR fault. I might've guessed.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 24, 2017 20:00:08 GMT -5
So cray's all YOUR fault. I might've guessed. Wait, what? NO! cray is his own fault. I merely performed the public service of demonstrating why everyone should avoid him. And while we're pointing fingers, just what miscreant could have used her grenades and blowtorches to destroy him utterly and yet inexplicably failed to do so, hmmmmm?
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Post by haggis on Sept 24, 2017 20:57:28 GMT -5
It's nice to be blameless. And to not have to worry about rocks in my vagina.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 24, 2017 21:02:23 GMT -5
It's nice to be blameless. And to not have to worry about rocks in my vagina. You do, however, still have to worry about Angie setting fire to you.
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