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Post by Optimus on Oct 7, 2017 13:28:45 GMT -5
That's the only explanation I can think of for this...
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Post by Deleted on Oct 7, 2017 13:32:33 GMT -5
Perhaps his bidet is broken.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 7, 2017 13:37:47 GMT -5
But if it's the chicken wing thing, he's probably one of those people who eats 'em with ranch dressing instead of blue cheese. They just can't take the heat like we native Buffalonians. Am I right, haggis ? Or am I right. |
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Post by haggis on Oct 7, 2017 14:52:07 GMT -5
But if it's the chicken wing thing, he's probably one of those people who eats 'em with ranch dressing instead of blue cheese. They just can't take the heat like we native Buffalonians. Am I right, haggis ? Or am I right. I'd normally agree with you on anything wing-related, but in this case I think the dude's dealing with some serious hemorrhoid pain. Or will be fairly soon. |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 7, 2017 14:59:11 GMT -5
But if it's the chicken wing thing, he's probably one of those people who eats 'em with ranch dressing instead of blue cheese. They just can't take the heat like we native Buffalonians. Am I right, haggis ? Or am I right. I'd normally agree with you on anything wing-related, but in this case I think the dude's dealing with some serious hemorrhoid pain. Or will be fairly soon. Well, that's what he gets for breading his wings and cooking them in a crockpot. |
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Post by haggis on Oct 7, 2017 15:02:31 GMT -5
I'd normally agree with you on anything wing-related, but in this case I think the dude's dealing with some serious hemorrhoid pain. Or will be fairly soon. Well, that's what he gets for breading his wings and cooking them in a crockpot. Or baking them. |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 7, 2017 15:08:11 GMT -5
Well, that's what he gets for breading his wings and cooking them in a crockpot. Or baking them. Exactly. It's clear he committed SOME wing-related atrocity or he wouldn't be on his knees in front of a fire hydrant with his pants down in the first place. Clearly, he has coming whatever caused him to need to do that. I defy anyone to deny my impeccable and totally not circular logic. |
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Post by Optimus on Oct 7, 2017 15:35:51 GMT -5
Y'all are making me really hungry.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 7, 2017 15:52:20 GMT -5
We'll get the firehose ready.
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Post by Optimus on Oct 7, 2017 16:00:43 GMT -5
Nah, there's a hydrant right outside.
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Post by haggis on Oct 7, 2017 16:46:01 GMT -5
Nah, there's a hydrant right outside. As long as it spews blue cheese dressing with a side of celery you should be okay. |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 7, 2017 17:16:15 GMT -5
Nah, there's a hydrant right outside. As long as it spews blue cheese dressing with a side of celery you should be okay. I may have to write Gwyneth Paltrow to explain that. She's been doing her douches and colon cleanses all wrong... |
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Post by Optimus on Oct 7, 2017 18:26:04 GMT -5
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Post by mikey on Oct 7, 2017 18:54:57 GMT -5
It's pretty obvious the guy is prepping for a colonoscopy after the (mild( hot wings.
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