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Post by Rolling Thunder on Dec 19, 2017 22:58:36 GMT -5
On the first night of Star Wars a Jedi gave to me
A Wookie taller than a 🌲.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 19, 2017 23:05:59 GMT -5
On the second night of Star Wars, a Jedi gave to me
Two Skywalker twins
And a Wookie taller than a 🌲.
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Post by Optimus on Dec 20, 2017 3:41:55 GMT -5
On the third night of Star Wars, a Jedi gave to me
Three Force ghosts
Two Skywalker twins
And a Wookie taller than a 🌲.
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Post by Optimus on Dec 20, 2017 3:46:42 GMT -5
On the fourth night of Star Wars, a Jedi gave to me
Four Palpatines
Three Force ghosts
Two Skywalker twins
And a Wookie taller than a 🌲.
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Post by Optimus on Dec 20, 2017 3:47:34 GMT -5
On the fifth night of Star Wars, a Jedi gave to me
Five Jar Jar Binks!
Four Palpatines
Three Force ghosts
Two Skywalker twins
And a Wookie taller than a 🌲.
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Post by Rolling Thunder on Dec 20, 2017 7:12:31 GMT -5
On the sixth night of Star Wars, a Jedi gave to me
Six X-wing fighters.
Five Jar Jar Binks!
Four Palpatines
Three Force ghosts
Two Skywalker twins
And a Wookie taller than a 🌲.
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Post by robeiae on Dec 20, 2017 8:11:15 GMT -5
On the seventh night of Star Wars, a Jedi gave to me
Seven Solos shooting (first)
Six X-wing fighters.
Five Jar Jar Binks!
Four Palpatines
Three Force ghosts
Two Skywalker twins
And a Wookie taller than a 🌲.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 20, 2017 11:18:58 GMT -5
On the eighth night of Star Wars, a Jedi gave to me
Eight furry Ewoks
Seven Solos shooting (first)
Six X-wing fighters.
Five Jar Jar Binks!
Four Palpatines
Three Force ghosts
Two Skywalker twins
And a Wookie taller than a 🌲.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 20, 2017 13:44:36 GMT -5
(I must drop in a protest, by the way -- even one Jar Jar Binks was too many.
Carry on.)
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Post by Vince524 on Dec 20, 2017 14:32:39 GMT -5
On the 9th day of Star Wars, my Jedi gave to me
Nine Fully Functional and operationally Death Stars blasting
Eight furry Ewoks
Seven Solos shooting (first)
Six X-wing fighters.
Five Jar Jar Binks!
Four Palpatines
Three Force ghosts
Two Skywalker twins
And a Wookie taller than a 🌲
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Post by Amadan on Dec 20, 2017 18:12:36 GMT -5
On the tenth night of Star Wars, my Jedi gave to me
Ten Leia Slave Girls
Nine Fully Functional and operationally Death Stars blasting
Eight furry Ewoks
Seven Solos shooting (first)
Six X-wing fighters.
Five Jar Jar Binks!
Four Palpatines
Three Force ghosts
Two Skywalker twins
And a Wookie taller than a 🌲
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Post by Optimus on Dec 20, 2017 19:32:19 GMT -5
On the eleventh night of Star Wars, my Jedi gave to me Eleven Vaders "Noooo"-ing Ten Leia Slave Girls Nine Fully Functional and operational Death Stars blasting Eight murdered* Ewoks Seven Solos shooting (first) Six X-wing fighters. Five Jar Jar Binks! Four Palpatines Three Force ghosts Two Skywalker twins And a Wookie taller than a 🌲 *had to make an adjustment to one.   |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 20, 2017 19:41:20 GMT -5
I'm fine with that, but can we make it "Dead Jar Jar Binks?"
I mean, it IS Christmas.
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Post by Optimus on Dec 20, 2017 20:46:32 GMT -5
I hate Jar Jar but his name fits the cadence perfectly. :/
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Post by Deleted on Dec 20, 2017 20:54:57 GMT -5
I cannot deny that. Just saying, though --- "dead Jar Jar Binks" fits just as well as "five Jar Jar Binks"....and it's such a cheery holiday thought.
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