Post by robeiae on Mar 10, 2022 15:58:41 GMT -5
www.atlantanewsmedia.com/indiana-egg-farmer-transported-to-hospital-with-a-live-adult-chicken-stuck-in-his-rectal-cavity/
Two things:
1) We--mankind--don't deserve to survive much longer, all things considered.
2) As disturbingly funny and awful as this is, shouldn't SOP be to kill the bird to save the person? It's just a chicken, after all. And let's face it, it will never be able to show it's face in the coop again.
Around 11:30 last night, Shelby County paramedics were called to answer a medical emergency concerning a serious accident involving a farm animal, something rather frequent in this rural area.
Upon arriving on the site, they found 57-year old Christopher Adams inebriated, bloodied and naked on a henhouse floor with a loudly clucking 5-pound chicken sticking out of his rectum.
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According to Dr. Aurelius Thomas who extracted the bird after an extremely delicate 7-hour surgical intervention, both the man and the animal would have died if they had waited longer.
Upon arriving on the site, they found 57-year old Christopher Adams inebriated, bloodied and naked on a henhouse floor with a loudly clucking 5-pound chicken sticking out of his rectum.
[snip]
According to Dr. Aurelius Thomas who extracted the bird after an extremely delicate 7-hour surgical intervention, both the man and the animal would have died if they had waited longer.
1) We--mankind--don't deserve to survive much longer, all things considered.
2) As disturbingly funny and awful as this is, shouldn't SOP be to kill the bird to save the person? It's just a chicken, after all. And let's face it, it will never be able to show it's face in the coop again.
