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Post by Deleted on Dec 16, 2016 8:40:58 GMT -5
Dear President-elect Trump:
Yes. Yes, we are talking about the same cyberattack. The one where the Russians hacked into U.S. servers to influence the outcome of our election.
This may be difficult for you to grasp -- I know it is for me -- but you are about to become President of the United States. You are no longer merely a brash, blustering billionaire businessman running an anti-establishment campaign. You are now the fucking establishment.
As such, you need to give a shit if foreign powers hack into U.S. servers, and most especially if they do it to influence our elections. Yes, even if it hurt your political opponent, and yes, even if it personally helped you. Because it's fucking bad for our country, that's why. It makes us look like jackasses in ten different ways and diminishes our credibility in the world, even if it did nothing worse. It has grave implications for our security and our future.
What the fuck, dude. I'm trying to give you a shot to prove you're not an ass and a serious danger to our country's welfare, but you are not making it easy for me.
Sincerely,
CassandraW
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Post by Vince524 on Dec 16, 2016 8:56:38 GMT -5
The GOP servers were also hacked, yet we haven't seen anything. Either there's nothing to be seen because they're squeaky clean or it's all in wait for when the GOP are in power.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 16, 2016 8:57:53 GMT -5
I think it's pretty likely to be the latter. Trump might mind those cyberattacks then...
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Post by robeiae on Dec 16, 2016 9:01:13 GMT -5
...there's nothing to be seen because they're squeaky clean ... Good one, Vince. |
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Post by Vince524 on Dec 16, 2016 9:03:36 GMT -5
I don't place much stock in that option either. But you never know. Maybe we're in an alternate reality where the GOP are honest, and I've got the body of a 24 year old track star.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 16, 2016 9:07:35 GMT -5
The alternate reality theory has a certain appeal...it's got to beat this reality, right?
Can I be living in sin with Viggo Mortensen's Lord of the Rings character in some magical elfen paradise?
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Post by robeiae on Dec 16, 2016 9:17:02 GMT -5
I'd like to be a nubile slave girl in the age of Conan...
I mean...wait..what were we talking about again?
ETA: Fyi, DO NOT google "nubile slave girl."
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Post by Vince524 on Dec 16, 2016 9:35:59 GMT -5
Did William Shatner come a calling?
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Post by Deleted on Dec 16, 2016 10:07:20 GMT -5
Did William Shatner come a calling? I.Can.Only.Dream. |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 16, 2016 10:09:33 GMT -5
I'd like to be a nubile slave girl in the age of Conan... I mean...wait..what were we talking about again? ETA: Fyi, DO NOT google "nubile slave girl." Why, why did you have to tell me not to google it? You had to know that would force me to do so, just to see why I shouldn't. It was wrong, robo. |
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Post by Amadan on Dec 16, 2016 20:16:38 GMT -5
... I mean, what did you expect to see?
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Post by Deleted on Dec 16, 2016 21:34:23 GMT -5
I don't know! All I know is, once you tell me not to google something, I have to google it.
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Post by Amadan on Dec 16, 2016 22:48:03 GMT -5
Oh, the things I am tempted to tell you not to Google...
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Post by Deleted on Dec 16, 2016 23:02:39 GMT -5
That's not very nice, Amadan. If I were sufficiently traumatized, I could always flounce, you know.
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Post by Don on Dec 17, 2016 4:10:08 GMT -5
It sounds like we need a "Do not google these phrases" thread.
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