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Post by Deleted on Nov 10, 2016 14:33:12 GMT -5
I'm so glad robeaie started a forum especially for lawyers and strippers. Since I'm a lawyer, I consider this my special domain, one where I shall offer exotic dancing/legal hacks for a nominal fee of $650 an hour. I may also write poetry. You're welcome.
a few tips for newbies:
(1) if you're going to strip down to one article of clothing, it shouldn't be socks. I don't care if your feet are cold. It's simply not the way it's done.
(2) always wipe down your pole with disinfectant before commencing your dance.
(3) no, no, no. Not that kind of pole.
(4) ok, yeah, maybe that kind of pole, depending.
(5) shave your back hair before engaging in an erotic dance, especially if you are a woman.
(6) be sure to secure your retainer fee before providing legal advice or engaging in an exotic dance.
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Post by robeiae on Nov 10, 2016 16:42:51 GMT -5
(1) if you're going to strip down to one article of clothing, it shouldn't be socks. I don't care if your feet are cold. It's simply not the way it's done. This is also a standing rule for people who appear before the Supreme Court, I believe. Samuel Chase's idea... |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 10, 2016 17:24:41 GMT -5
Yes. And it's bad form to writhe and gyrate while opposing counsel makes an argument. You'll get your turn.
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Post by Angie on Nov 10, 2016 20:33:40 GMT -5
What's the official court policy on pasties?
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Post by Deleted on Nov 10, 2016 21:06:18 GMT -5
pasties are required until your closing argument, at which point you can go full frontal.
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Post by Angie on Nov 10, 2016 22:09:07 GMT -5
What if you have an objection?
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Post by robeiae on Nov 10, 2016 22:16:08 GMT -5
I have a lot of objections.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 10, 2016 22:18:09 GMT -5
Excellent question, Angie. We lawyer types execute what we in the legal biz like to call " the flagpole" to flag our objection. |
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Post by Amadan on Nov 10, 2016 23:52:26 GMT -5
Is it true that a dancer who is dancing for herself has a fool for an audience?
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Post by Deleted on Nov 10, 2016 23:55:08 GMT -5
It depends on how well she tips herself.
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Post by Don on Nov 11, 2016 5:48:05 GMT -5
Is it true that a dancer who is dancing for herself has a fool for an audience? It depends on how well she tips herself. Dammit, cass, I never suspected you were Paul Krugman in drag. |
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Post by Rolling Thunder on Nov 11, 2016 6:51:39 GMT -5
Does that mean we have to call her professor new girl?
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Post by Rolling Thunder on Nov 11, 2016 11:04:25 GMT -5
Wait. What? Lawyers and strippers only? Do I have to declare which one I identify more with?
So...which is worse?
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Post by Deleted on Nov 11, 2016 11:18:32 GMT -5
No, actually, I get to decide which you are.
You're a stripper, of course. Stripped of clothes, body, ears, nose, hair, and even the whites of your eyes. Also decency, humanity, morality, intelligence...
Just a nasty set of teeth and two beady little eyeballs in a vicious yellow orb.
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Post by Rolling Thunder on Nov 11, 2016 11:56:08 GMT -5
I'm good with that, NG.
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