Post by Don on Feb 22, 2017 7:23:46 GMT -5
You can now find "News from the Real America, Where The Majority Rules." There, you'll discover that Hillary Rodham Clinton actually won the 2016 Presidential election, and she is now the 45th President of the United States.
There, you'll also discover that "Historians say Clinton's presidency is already in "all time top 5"" because:
(As an aside, I agree she'd be competitive with FDR and Lincoln. So's Trump, though. He's channeling FDR with his threats to incarcerate hundreds of thousands of people for their race, and Lincoln in his willingness to destroy the free press so vital to any real democracy. And those two are considered the best of the best???)
Also, with a Baby Boomer firmly in the White House, you'll find another story where "Baby boomers tell millennials, "Thank God we’re not in charge anymore.” Apparently, Hillary's the first "Millennial President," much as Bill Clinton was the first "Black President."
And there are even more stories to amaze. I'm sure this alternative reality is convincing millions of Trump Voters they did the right thing.
Confused by fake news, Redditers think Trump is president
Clinton raises minimum wage to $12
Barack Obama sworn in, joins wife on Supreme Court
Elizabeth Warren appointed Treasury Secretary
Approval ratings for President Clinton hit 89 percent
Trump says Anne Frank "tragically never had the makings of a 10"
Hooters shuts down, saying "not enough misogynist customers”
Mike Pence’s latest hobby: Gardening with Grindr matches
North Korea destroys ballistic missile stockpile, terrified by Clinton Administration's sensible foreign policy
Lazy reporting or fake news? Fox & Friends, Daily Caller mistakenly assert Trump "is president"
Trump vehemently denies mental illness, explaining: "I'm on tons of cocaine"
Riots after state of emergency declared in California over boba tea shortage
Law enforcement declares March “racial introspection month”
FBI reopens investigation into Heath Ledger's death
...and those are the saner headlines.
I have to say, after viewing that site, I feel better about a Trump Presidency. We just have to remember that the alternative would also have been spectacularly bad, just in a different way.
...and the anti-war, pro-privacy, criminal justice reform, left would still be sound asleep.
There, you'll also discover that "Historians say Clinton's presidency is already in "all time top 5"" because:
In barely two months, Clinton has made headlines and warmed liberal hearts by appointing the most diverse cabinet in history - including the highest-ranking Muslim in government, increasing the minimum wage to $12 an hour, raising taxes on the ultra wealthy, shutting down the Dakota Access Pipeline, mandating parental leave, and welcoming Syrian immigrants.
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She's building on Obama's legacy, and in the end, I think she'll be competitive with FDR and Lincoln."
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She's building on Obama's legacy, and in the end, I think she'll be competitive with FDR and Lincoln."
Also, with a Baby Boomer firmly in the White House, you'll find another story where "Baby boomers tell millennials, "Thank God we’re not in charge anymore.” Apparently, Hillary's the first "Millennial President," much as Bill Clinton was the first "Black President."
ATLANTA – After 2016's November election, when millennial voters made history by electing a woman to the White House, brown people to governorships, Muslims to the Senate, gays to Congress, and a new generation young politicians to state houses, the baby boomer generation reports that it's grateful.
The latest AARP magazine communicated boomers' sense of relief starkly with a cover featuring an old white man and the headline: "Thank God that we're not in charge anymore."
Across the country, boomers say that they have grown "bored and exhausted" by their generation's 50-year political reign and its hallmarks, "insufferable intolerance” and “generally being dicks to anyone older or younger than us because it’s fun and we can.”
The latest AARP magazine communicated boomers' sense of relief starkly with a cover featuring an old white man and the headline: "Thank God that we're not in charge anymore."
Across the country, boomers say that they have grown "bored and exhausted" by their generation's 50-year political reign and its hallmarks, "insufferable intolerance” and “generally being dicks to anyone older or younger than us because it’s fun and we can.”
Confused by fake news, Redditers think Trump is president
Clinton raises minimum wage to $12
Barack Obama sworn in, joins wife on Supreme Court
Elizabeth Warren appointed Treasury Secretary
Approval ratings for President Clinton hit 89 percent
Trump says Anne Frank "tragically never had the makings of a 10"
Hooters shuts down, saying "not enough misogynist customers”
Mike Pence’s latest hobby: Gardening with Grindr matches
North Korea destroys ballistic missile stockpile, terrified by Clinton Administration's sensible foreign policy
Lazy reporting or fake news? Fox & Friends, Daily Caller mistakenly assert Trump "is president"
Trump vehemently denies mental illness, explaining: "I'm on tons of cocaine"
Riots after state of emergency declared in California over boba tea shortage
Law enforcement declares March “racial introspection month”
FBI reopens investigation into Heath Ledger's death
...and those are the saner headlines.
I have to say, after viewing that site, I feel better about a Trump Presidency. We just have to remember that the alternative would also have been spectacularly bad, just in a different way.
...and the anti-war, pro-privacy, criminal justice reform, left would still be sound asleep.
