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Post by Optimus on May 7, 2017 11:47:42 GMT -5
This is old news but it's the first I'd heard of it. Fascinating stuff. There's more info about what actually happened and what side effects he suffered (SPOILER ALERT: He lived), but this was interesting too: There ya have it, folks. Stop wasting money on those wrinkle creams and just get on over to CERN and stick your head in the Large Hadron Collider. mentalfloss.com/article/31616/man-who-survived-proton-beam-brain
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Post by Don on May 7, 2017 13:40:38 GMT -5
So that's why Olay owns a tunnel-boring machine...
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Post by Deleted on May 7, 2017 15:13:59 GMT -5
*orders Personal Home-Use Hadron Collider*
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Post by robeiae on May 8, 2017 8:44:11 GMT -5
Obviously, the particle accelerator reversed the time flow on the left half of his face.
But I think the article is wrong. I remember reports of Keith Richards doing the same thing in 1980, except he left his head in for a full five minutes. No discernible effects...
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Post by Deleted on May 8, 2017 10:50:49 GMT -5
If I'm understanding correctly, it sounds like the anti-aging effect was the result of facial muscle paralysis -- which is pretty much why botox works, if I'm not mistaken.
Long ago, I read that the vast majority of the outward signs we attribute to "aging" of the skin are not so much the effects of time itself, but attributable to environmental/lifestyle factors. Sun exposure, smoking, health, weight gain and loss, and habitual facial expressions like squinting, frowning and smiling. Stuff like the first four you have some control over: wear sunscreen, don't smoke, etc. Expression lines, though -- unless you keep your face immobile 24/7, you'll get some expression lines. Botox or this particle accelerator are probably the only hope.
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Post by Vince524 on May 8, 2017 11:04:16 GMT -5
So half of him is saying Great Scott! And the other half is saying Heavy!
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