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Post by Deleted on May 9, 2017 15:25:01 GMT -5
So as whacked as I think you guys all are, and the other people at the other online forums where I drop in or lurk, I realized last night that I really have no clue how whacko things in ultra-partisan fringe world can get. You all are...comparatively sane. it hurts me to admit that.
Kidding aside...
Last night, I saw some discussion in the comments section of a political article about how we couldn't trust the country to a falling-down drunk who spent most of her days passed out -- so, yanno, thank god, Hillary lost.
I thought "wait, what the fuck?" I heard the silly health rumors, but this...no one could really believe this bit of ludicrousness, could they?
Only they do. I googled it. You can find a bunch of sleazy alt-right sites talking about how she is far gone in alcoholism, drunk most of the time, has been in and out of rehab, parties all night and sleeps through the day. I refuse to link to them, but if you search, you'll find them. Apparently this was an active rumor during the campaign and is taken as gospel by a certain faction on the right. But somehow, I never heard it until now. I was fucking floored.
Okay. Let me say here and now that I know, for sure, from friends who've worked directly with her, that this rumor is complete whacko bullshit.
I mean, I know there's a lot of bullshit out there. I shouldn't be surprised. And yet I was. Seriously, WTF.
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Post by robeiae on May 9, 2017 15:29:52 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on May 9, 2017 15:43:24 GMT -5
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Post by Amadan on May 9, 2017 16:08:38 GMT -5
Along with "Obama is a secret Muslim" and "Obama was born in Kenya," there is also a certain segment of the cracked-right that refers to Obama as "Bathhouse Barry" and claims he's "well-known" to be a homosexual, using Michelle as his beard. Oh, some go further and claim Michelle is a transwoman who used to be a man.
Yeah, they are nucking futs. These are the same people who take Pizzagate absolutely seriously and think Hillary hosted lesbian sex parties in the White House.
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Post by Deleted on May 9, 2017 16:18:00 GMT -5
I knew about the secret Muslim/born in Kenya stuff. But the rest...crap, I guess I don't hang out in enough seedy online places and mix in the wrong crowds in real life.
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Post by michaelw on May 9, 2017 18:17:38 GMT -5
Proof that Obama is a secret Muslim! He was drinking non-alcoholic beer. Well, not actually. But people were speculating about it. What that article leaves out though is the speculation over whether the sausages were real. They could've been soy meat, right? Really, when you add up all the evidence, it's pretty overwhelming, I think.
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Post by Deleted on May 9, 2017 18:49:23 GMT -5
Proof that Obama is a secret Muslim! He was drinking non-alcoholic beer. Well, not actually. But people were speculating about it. What that article leaves out though is the speculation over whether the sausages were real. They could've been soy meat, right? Really, when you add up all the evidence, it's pretty overwhelming, I think. Drink non-alcoholic beer and you're a secret Muslim born in Kenya. Drink real beer and you're a broken-down alcoholic who sleeps all day. You just can't win.
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Post by poetinahat on May 9, 2017 19:10:01 GMT -5
Proof that Obama is a secret Muslim! He was drinking non-alcoholic beer. Well, not actually. But people were speculating about it. What that article leaves out though is the speculation over whether the sausages were real. They could've been soy meat, right? Really, when you add up all the evidence, it's pretty overwhelming, I think. Drink non-alcoholic beer and you're a secret Muslim born in Kenya. Drink real beer and you're a broken-down alcoholic who sleeps all day. You just can't win. Good lord. I gave up booze in 1985, and only now do I know why I get all these notices from a mosque in Nairobi. Thank you, Michael and Cass, for helping me find my way to my real home! (As for all the rest of the thread content, I can't really add anything more than a Jesus-wept facepalm.)
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Post by Vince524 on May 11, 2017 10:56:40 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on May 11, 2017 11:16:21 GMT -5
Gaah! Was it also an illegal Kenyon Muslim alien baby? A drunk illegal Kenyon Muslim baby? OK, Vince, you've convinced me. *makes tinfoil hat* *boards up windows*
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Post by Vince524 on May 12, 2017 7:26:19 GMT -5
Yeah yea, sure. Support the big company tin foil makers. Just like they want you to.
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