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Post by maxinquaye on May 16, 2017 16:49:08 GMT -5
In a sombre and heartfelt moment in the White House, President Donald Trump yesterday announced that he would be the guest speaker at the annual convention of the Sisters of the Blessed Virgin.
The convention takes place in a different city each year, and this time, the reclusive order has chosen the Mojave Desert. Descriptions of the convention from previous years show that to mimic Jesus time in the desert, visitors to the convention fast and pray in silence for three days before gathering to a communal meal that last another three days. There they listen to speakers and debate.
"Language has become coarse, both in public life and in private," the pensive President told gathered reporters outside the White House meditation room. "It is important to step back and reflect on things in a dignified and respectful manner. That's why I'm going to see out the Sisters, and that's why I will try to offer some words that perhaps they can carry forward."
According to White House sources, the theme of the President's speech at the Sisters convention will be 'Fidelity, Faith, and Faithfulness - Virtues to aspire to".
Or, in the real world... there's this which I can't see end in any other way than as a complete disaster.
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Post by Deleted on May 16, 2017 16:54:59 GMT -5
Please. Please tell me this is an Onion article. It cannot be real. Please?
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Post by maxinquaye on May 16, 2017 17:00:29 GMT -5
I tried to write my post as one but AFP is like the EU AP/Reuters. They don't joke
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Post by Deleted on May 16, 2017 17:05:21 GMT -5
is there any chance at all that the last year or so is all just a dreadful dream and soon I'll wake up and everything will make sense and be all better?
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Post by maxinquaye on May 16, 2017 17:14:13 GMT -5
There's always getting really drunk - and I'm ahead of you there. Found these and six of their friends in a cooler bag today.
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Post by Deleted on May 16, 2017 17:32:47 GMT -5
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Post by maxinquaye on May 19, 2017 12:30:13 GMT -5
Nope. I hadn't actually dreamt this. Okay, I live in a small town, in a forest. I'll probably be "fine", apart from the repopulating the Earth chore later.
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