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Post by maxinquaye on Mar 17, 2017 9:18:51 GMT -5
I'm just here, in my bunker. Don't mind the double steel blast doors and the automated defence system. Since I live in Sweden, I apparently need that. Oh, and that thing above the door is not a lamp. Don't stand in front of it. It dispatches electrical charges to destroy any biohazards that approach the blast doors. Can't be too careful with the germs.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 17, 2017 12:03:34 GMT -5
Hmmm. I'm wondering if maybe that approach might be more effective than the jumbo Acme fly-swatter I ordered.
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Post by Angie on Mar 17, 2017 13:18:11 GMT -5
I get a 5% commission off of every one of those sold.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 17, 2017 14:12:35 GMT -5
Damn it. Maybe it's time to invest in a Swedish bunker.
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Post by Angie on Mar 17, 2017 14:38:11 GMT -5
The makers of Swedish bunkers donate 10% of all proceeds to my "non-profit" haunting-all-bunkers organization.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 17, 2017 14:56:16 GMT -5
With policies like that, it is no wonder Sweden is in such dire straits. Now I understand what Trump was talking about.
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Post by haggis on Mar 17, 2017 15:27:14 GMT -5
With policies like that, it is no wonder Sweden is in such dire straits. Now I understand what Trump was talking about. You understand what he was talking about? No more meals-on-wheels for you, Chica.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 17, 2017 16:23:20 GMT -5
Fine. I'll just eat a school lunch and then attend a cultural event.
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Post by Angie on Mar 17, 2017 17:13:16 GMT -5
Psst! Chihuey! Should we tell her? Or let it be a surprise?
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Post by Deleted on Mar 17, 2017 20:36:22 GMT -5
Or maybe I'll stay in and watch a little PBS.
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Post by Angie on Mar 17, 2017 21:55:28 GMT -5
PBS's funding got re-routed to my military stockpile.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 17, 2017 22:29:21 GMT -5
Surely there must be something we can do that will not somehow enrich or empower Angie.
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Post by Angie on Mar 18, 2017 14:05:55 GMT -5
I've covered my bases well.
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Post by haggis on Mar 18, 2017 16:33:12 GMT -5
I've covered my bases well. All your bases are belong to Trump.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 18, 2017 17:12:35 GMT -5
I've covered my bases well. All your bases are belong to Trump. I presume, then, that her bases are yuuuuge. Very, very yuuuuge. The yuuuugest bases you've ever seen, believe me.
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