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Post by Deleted on Feb 17, 2017 21:56:06 GMT -5
I'd vote for Vince. Although if it's a coup, I guess voting is beside the point. We can reinstate voting after we purge ourselves of Agent Orange. I've no doubt Vince would win in a landslide, if we can just get the word out about his bacon platform. |
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Post by Don on Feb 17, 2017 22:25:52 GMT -5
I'll go for a bacon platform, as long as Vince promises to trim the fat.
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Post by Vince524 on Feb 17, 2017 22:26:40 GMT -5
I have already started my victory speech.
My dear fellow Americans,
What were you thinking?
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Post by Vince524 on Feb 17, 2017 22:27:21 GMT -5
My first executive order will be to abolish Mondays.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 17, 2017 22:54:29 GMT -5
My first executive order will be to abolish Mondays. Mr. Future President? Could I propose a carve-out for holiday Mondays? |
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Post by haggis on Feb 18, 2017 0:35:51 GMT -5
I love you, Vince524 . I say we have a coup d'etat and install Vince as president. Bacon for everyone! We can 't do that. It's not in the Constitution. I mean, it's not that you can't love Vince--urgghh--but you can't install a non-elected President, unless he went to the University of Michigan and played center on the football team. That's in the Constitution. The bacon, on other hand, is just fine. |
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Post by Don on Feb 18, 2017 7:47:30 GMT -5
My first executive order will be to abolish Mondays. Typical political response of treating the symptom instead of the disease. Kick the can down the street so Tuesday can take the rap instead of Monday. In the end, people will still hate the first work day of the week, but you'll be seen as having "done something," even though your "solution" does nothing to solve the problem. The history books will tell of how you abolished Monday, but mention nothing of the unintended consequence of destroying Tuesday and thereby turning Saturday into just another workday, leading to people working five days out of six, instead of five days out of seven. And for all that, you'll be hailed as a hero of the working class.  |
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Post by Vince524 on Feb 18, 2017 8:50:46 GMT -5
My first executive order will be to abolish Mondays. Typical political response of treating the symptom instead of the disease. Kick the can down the street so Tuesday can take the rap instead of Monday. In the end, people will still hate the first work day of the week, but you'll be seen as having "done something," even though your "solution" does nothing to solve the problem. The history books will tell of how you abolished Monday, but mention nothing of the unintended consequence of destroying Tuesday and thereby turning Saturday into just another workday, leading to people working five days out of six, instead of five days out of seven. And for all that, you'll be hailed as a hero of the working class. You're being short sighted. I'll promise to abolish Tuesday in my second term! |
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Post by Amadan on Feb 18, 2017 9:42:51 GMT -5
Pretty soon we'll have nothing but weekends. Yay! |
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