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Post by Deleted on May 27, 2017 22:22:17 GMT -5
As your MOD, I command you! Provide me with entertainment, stat!
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Post by Deleted on May 27, 2017 23:02:00 GMT -5
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Post by michaelw on May 27, 2017 23:04:05 GMT -5
Did you hear the one about the guy who stole a calendar?
He got twelve months.
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Post by Deleted on May 27, 2017 23:12:03 GMT -5
 No! No, I did not hear the one about the guy who stole a calendar! Say, want to hear a joke about paper? On second thought, forget it. It's tearable. |
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Post by Deleted on May 27, 2017 23:20:25 GMT -5
How does a penguin build his house? Igloos it together!  |
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Post by robeiae on May 28, 2017 8:32:18 GMT -5
Which knight designed King Arthur's Round Table?
Sir Cumference.
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Post by Deleted on May 28, 2017 9:51:27 GMT -5
Why do cows wear bells?
Their horns don't work.
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Post by Deleted on May 28, 2017 10:12:35 GMT -5
What's the tallest furniture in the room? The bookcase. It has the most stories.  I kill me! |
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Post by Angie on May 28, 2017 10:21:34 GMT -5
Ugh, this opening act is awful. I hope the headliner arrives soon.
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Post by Deleted on May 28, 2017 10:23:47 GMT -5
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? ten tickles! |
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Post by robeiae on May 28, 2017 10:42:05 GMT -5
What says "Oooo"?
A cow with no lips.
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Post by Deleted on May 28, 2017 10:52:06 GMT -5
How does a squid go into battle?
Well-armed.
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Post by Angie on May 28, 2017 19:31:22 GMT -5
Dear cray: You're not fooling anyone anymore. We now have conclusive proof that Cass is really your sockpuppet.
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Post by Deleted on May 28, 2017 20:47:03 GMT -5
i'm not cray, of course, because if I were i'd totally be bragging about it! I mean, yanno, who wouldn't want to be cray, the most super-hilaroius awesomest mod ever? plus if I were cray i'd probalby make some really abodorlbe typos on porpose just so you all didn't feel inferior, since i'd be the mod of love and kindness and butterfly kisses. say, anyone see my coconut oil? haggis , tell people i'm not cray, ok buddy? |
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Post by haggis on May 28, 2017 23:32:26 GMT -5
i'm not cray, of course, because if I were i'd totally be bragging about it! I mean, yanno, who wouldn't want to be cray, the most super-hilaroius awesomest mod ever? plus if I were cray i'd probalby make some really abodorlbe typos on porpose just so you all didn't feel inferior, since i'd be the mod of love and kindness and butterfly kisses. say, anyone see my coconut oil? haggis , tell people i'm not cray, ok buddy? *checks battery free watch* |
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