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Post by Deleted on Jun 6, 2017 14:32:43 GMT -5
Sorry to hear about your cousin, Cass. I'm too tired from doing landscaping in my yard to be entertaining, but I could set something on fire for you. Robo looks flammable. And cray. |
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Post by robeiae on Jun 6, 2017 14:35:52 GMT -5
What did the duck say to the bartender?
Put it on my bill.
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Post by michaelw on Jun 6, 2017 19:18:05 GMT -5
Did you hear about the mathematician who was afraid of negative numbers?
He would stop at nothing to avoid them.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 6, 2017 20:47:23 GMT -5
How do crazy people go through the forest?
They take the psycho path.
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Post by robeiae on Jun 7, 2017 6:37:08 GMT -5
Why don't blind people skydive?
Because it freaks out their dogs.
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Post by michaelw on Jun 7, 2017 7:31:15 GMT -5
Why are the Irish so affluent?
Because their capital is always... Dublin'.
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Post by michaelw on Jun 7, 2017 7:32:10 GMT -5
We are truly the kings of comedy.
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Post by robeiae on Jun 7, 2017 7:33:01 GMT -5
What's the difference between a chick pea and a potato?
No one pays to have a potato on them.
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Post by Angie on Jun 7, 2017 12:32:14 GMT -5
What's the difference between a chick pea and a potato? No one pays to have a potato on them.  |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 7, 2017 13:33:05 GMT -5
I suppose this thread could be worse. We could have cray telling jokes.
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Post by haggis on Jun 7, 2017 21:33:15 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Jun 7, 2017 21:46:34 GMT -5
It pleases me immensely. I suppose he felt a need to live up to his illustrious name. If Horsey McHorseface comes to a track near me, I will surely place a bet on him. |
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Post by robeiae on Jun 8, 2017 5:28:20 GMT -5
Right, because you can only bet on races that happen near you...
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Post by haggis on Jun 8, 2017 15:57:56 GMT -5
Right, because you can only bet on races that happen near you... Psst. Shhhh. This might get her to move to Australia. |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 8, 2017 17:19:16 GMT -5
Heh. Though my entire family is into gambling, including horse-racing, I am so indifferent and ignorant I didn't know you could bet on races on other continents.
Horsy McHorseface could change all that, though.
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