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Post by Rolling Thunder on Dec 6, 2017 19:56:26 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Dec 6, 2017 21:23:55 GMT -5
Oh, I wouldn't count on that no reprisals thing. As soon as I hunt down my ban hammer, you're totally getting reprised, bigly. You've never seen such reprisal, believe me. ETA: Except that bird is pretty cute, actually. I like cute things. People should post more cute pictures.
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Post by robeiae on Dec 6, 2017 21:39:26 GMT -5
Here's a question: has anyone noticed the snow? It's been almost a week...
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Post by Deleted on Dec 6, 2017 22:08:04 GMT -5
Here's a question: has anyone noticed the snow? It's been almost a week... Huh? Snow? (Granted, I haven't been here much this week. Work has pretty much swallowed me whole.)
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Post by Deleted on Dec 6, 2017 23:42:44 GMT -5
Suddenly I can see the snow! Don't know why I couldn't earlier. Maybe staring at that damn intellectual property contract language has burned out my retinas.
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Post by Don on Dec 10, 2017 12:56:38 GMT -5
I tried to tuft a titmouse once, but the screams were unbearable.
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Post by robeiae on Dec 10, 2017 16:40:36 GMT -5
You can milk anything with nipples.
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Post by mikey on Dec 10, 2017 17:04:55 GMT -5
If it was me, I'd be careful with the boars.
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Post by Rolling Thunder on Dec 10, 2017 23:03:31 GMT -5
You can milk anything with nipples. Except mods. Everyone knows they don't have them.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 14, 2017 10:57:05 GMT -5
You can milk anything with nipples. Except mods. Everyone knows they don't have them. or navels.
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Post by Optimus on Dec 14, 2017 22:03:23 GMT -5
This entire thread discriminates against marginalized bodies who identify as a titted tuft mouse.
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Post by Rolling Thunder on Dec 14, 2017 22:26:40 GMT -5
Bonus!
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Post by haggis on Dec 14, 2017 22:46:26 GMT -5
Drooly! This entire thread discriminates against marginalized bodies who identify as a titted tuft mouse.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 15, 2017 14:31:05 GMT -5
Wait, did Drooly get a haircut?!
In other news, last night I became "that neighbor" -- I ratted out my neighbor's 16 year old kid for throwing a wild party this past weekend while he (my neighbor) was on a business trip to China.
The mom has custody, but the kid has a key to Dad's apartment and every time the dad has gone away this year (happens about once a month or so), the kid has thrown a party. The one this past weekend was just ridiculous, but the thing that really drove me over the top was that every ten minutes, some kid would slam the front door of the apartment (just next to mine) so hard it sounded like a gunshot and literally made the furniture in my apartment shake. Every. Ten. Minutes. Until. 2 a.m. Also, a large gang of kids was hanging out in the hall for extended periods of time laughing, drinking and getting high. Three times, with increasing rancor, I complained and asked them to stop slamming the door and to not hang out in the hallway. They ignored me.
Turns out the kid is not allowed in his dad's apartment at all when dad is out of town. Kid is way busted. Dad's taking away his key. Party time is over forever. Sorry, not sorry.
The sad part (for him) is that I would have minded my own business if the kid and friends had been apologetic and tried to keep it down in response to my complaints, and he could have partied on for all I care. He picked a bad night to piss me off -- I was working from my apartment all weekend well into the evening and was in absolutely no mood for bullshit.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 17, 2017 14:07:59 GMT -5
Well.
The 16-year-old just came over to apologize for the party and for his friends' rudeness to me, and to tell me he hoped I'd stop by the Christmas party the family is holding tonight.
It was an unexpectedly good apology. Whatever the dad said to him, he clearly did right.
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